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[Skincraft]

I Feel this will make me Famous...

*saw this when it was up for judgement, played it this long waiting to review it*

After fiddling in this a bit I got bored and shared my Dante skin with my friends

THEY. LOVED. IT.

and now I'm taking tons of skin requests and everything, they hate this site and say it's evil do they'll never find it :P

GREAT job guys, by far the only tool maker I'm willing to give a 9 to

The ONLY reason this get's 9/10 is because (from what I've seen) I can't pixel Edit the Pre-Made items
and that's a bit of a downer

[Siegius]

*Groan*

Normally I'd be kinder but I've seen game and game again just like this one, not that this one is bad, but it is missing some things that the others had, namely a QUALITY BUTTON (correct me if there is one, but I could not find one myself)

Yes I've read what you said but setting things to low sometimes DOES help (I blame the fact that I'm on my friend's laptop- a vista)

So for originality -1

now the second thing that bugs me, it's one thing to more or less clone a game with some minor changes (see: Toss the turtle, hedgehog toss, borito bull, etc.) but I'm not joking when I say, EVERY TUG OF WAR GAME HAS THE SAME SONG! (Glorious Morning)

-1 for being blunt about the copying

Now as for it being 7/10 instead of 8/10, I save my last one for people who went the extra mile to deliver a long in depth quality game, NOT saying this one is bad by any means, just it's the same repetition over and over

so final score 7/10

a "Far Above Average" Score, leaving this still rather good, I'd just personally like to see more innovation and depth in games rather then waiting for a game to be forgotten then cloning it with a few added features and a reskinning

leaving at 7/10
Still a great score

[Unevolve!]

HOORAY!

Glad to see a simple game of "Whack-a-Mole"

plus, coming in Daily 3rd is nice ^_^

[Tsunami Fighter]

Good cause, Okay Game, and a note on the side

It gets a 10/10 for it's good cause
as for a game, I'd say about a 3 or 4... good but not ground breaking
but let's remember, it's fun and we play it, isn't that what a game is all about?
great job guys, great cause, and I'm impressed at how fast you got this out the door.

and it really means a lot to me personally because one of my best friends has relatives in japan (and he loves domo)

now for that side note
@benflexin
Whether you're a bigot, a moron, a troll that's being fed too much, someone with a really tiny dick that needs to compensate by acting like he has balls (even though anyone who posts crap like this on the internet proves they have none), or some fat loser who sits in a chair all day looking for things like this to tick people off about only to laugh to yourself when there's a big uproar because you can say "Dude, I caused that!" to your pretend friends

To you I say, Grow up
simple and plain as that, grow... up...

you're not being cute, you're not being clever, you're not being funny, you're being a douche, and I can promise you that if you said that with other people around (like you'd have the balls to) you would have the crap beaten out of you before you could say "oops" ...or considering how stupid you obviously are "opps"

Anyone who agrees with me, feel free to PM me

I just felt that it needed to be said in a way that has deeper meaning then "F- you" or "go to h*ll!"

[Kock Kombat]

Dang

The Cock sword of +9001 stamina is nice and all
But I wish you included the beta weapon +69 staff of penetration
The Cock on Cock kombat is pretty good, the grappling works great

I wish people would stop saying the second level is sexual, there's nothing sexual about two muscly cocks, the elder beating the younger with his sword, grappling, fighting, and shooting white balls at one another

I love using sword to the face

oh!

and who's your favorite character?

(P.S. I don't even want to know what I could have come up with if this game had the phrase "FINISH HIM!")

[Super PSTW Action RPG]

Heh heh

I don't really get the point
all I did was hold space for 3 minutes

still harder then Mario Galaxy 2
and still better then Halo Reach

*those were serious statements, this is my sarcastic note*
BETTER GRAPHICS THEN CRYSIS 2; AND NO LAG!
I think you used Blast Procesing

[The Visitor: Massacre]

Nice but...

they're less of puzzles and more of eat everything but know when you need wings/fins

main problem- game need QUALITY BUTTONS- even a tiny bit of lag can ruin something and if you take away the ability to run it on low quality then that's just stupid; instead of assuming everybody has a quad-core

[Tentacle Wars]

Could use a tutorial

Well it could; reminds me of phage wars, but took awhile to figure out you CUT the tenticle

[Cat Astro Phi]

Suicide button...

You need a suicide button, I hate getting trapped in puzzle rooms and having to press "Q" to reset the whole game to get unstuck!

[Unbeetable!]

Umm...

is it wrong that I beat it on my first try?
(note: I'm the psychotic gamer that beat Alien Hominid HD on hard and beat the boss without using a continue... and I beat contra without the Konami code but I don't have an achievement to show for that)